Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Weird Call

this morning around 8.00am i got a call..

*cha chachacha chacha* tu dut. tudutudu tutu tu tudut ten teteng... (ringtone)

Me: (answer phone) Hello Assalamualaikum..
Caller: ...
Me: hello..
Caller: AAAAAAAAAAKDIJ^#&HJDRD&%@!!!!!!! (very loud high pitched voice)
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (quickly removed phone from ear.. reflex, too suprised)
Caller: (hangs up)
Me: .....???

it was a girl's voice. anyone expert on woman psychology can help me? what's the meaning of the call? but it was quite funny, made me fresh from sleepiness, haha.

but me being me, i always have weird theories (fantasies) on my own.

1. it was a cute girl, trying to get my attention
2. someone who is extremely frustrated at me
3. a cute girl (again), held hostage, punch random number to ask for help. then caught by the bad guys after she screamed
4. wrong number from a cute girl, she tried to call her ex actually
5. prank from my own friends
6. scamming syndicate who actually found a way to hack into personal infos from my phone number if i replied to the number (i did)
7. a cute girl who was too speechless after hearing my sexy just-wokeup-from-sleep voice
8. hantu??

why cute girl? well, those who are'nt just dont have a place in my fantasies

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Burung yang Marah

tak banyak benda yang boleh buat aku marah. tapi yang sikit tu kalau berulang kadang2 boleh buat panas jugak. ni contohnya:

1. lampu rosak jadi lip lap lip lap. macam disko
2. mesin tiket LRT. baki lima ribu pun nak kuar syiling jugak ke?
3. pemandu wanita yang brek mendadak dan ambik terlalu banyak masa di bonggol dan simpang
4. pc breakdown/internet disconnected
5. MLM
6. orang promote MLM
7. orang pm gtalk time tengok Prison Break dulu
8. orang pm gtalk time main game. waktu lain tak pm pun

tapi yang paling bikin gua panass..

9. kalau game Arsenal sama time dengan ManU. agak2 la sume kedai pun nak pasang game ManU. get a life la, ade ape la dengan manure tu. dah la kat rumah pun kene berebut

cakap pasal panass, marahh, marilah main game Angry Birds. untuk masa lapang yang lebih gemilang!